People often ask what it is like to be "Nicktacular". It "must be a dream" they say. "You inspire me" they say, "sign my breasts Nicktacular" (mostly men) say. Contrary to what you may believe I'm a laundromat scumbag. It's what happens when you are too busy running an esports media empire and work 50+ hours a week. It has ZERO to do with the fact that I procrastinate laundry to the point where it would take too long to catch up with just the one washer and dryer that the apartment complex, I live at provides. And also, good guy me doesn't want to hog those machines up and deprive others from using it that day. As always, a man of the people. In other words, I sacrifice so others can strive. I'm like a clothing Jesus. Now here I am waiting for my four washers to get done. Watching Maury decide who parents are and shit, played a solo game of pool with a broken stick, and dabbled with a game of pinball where one of the paddles doesn't work to well. Just so I can switch it all to the dryer and do it all again. Maybe Jerry Springer (RIP) will be on at that point.
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