Being the King of Content and now The King of Twitter you get a small handful of people who want to come at you online. Mostly because I live a life that many people wish to live. Jealousy. Fine, I get it. What a lot of these jealous types don't realize is that I thrive in online confrontation. Since the Elon takeover of Twitter/X I've been dabbling with going back at some of these peasants to help the algorithm or as we like to call it in the business "farming impressions". Recently, I was being my typical comedic genius and saw a retweet from Dave Portnoy of JJ Watt joining Frank the Tank...for a walk. (See Below) Reminder as a social media wizard, content genius, and comedian (just in case you forgot) I took this opportunity to make a funny impression baiting comment. (See below) This comment was just another masterpiece produced by my brain. It's satire obviously. But of course, you get a troll here and there. I love a good troll, sometimes I like to go back and forth with these creatures in a battle of wits. It keeps me young and inflates my ego. Also, I'm pro-free speech, anyone can say anything they want about me. With that said, I'm allowed to verbally battle assailants. Meet our assailant. (See Below) I chuckled at this not going to lie. I love a good "fatfuck" to end a statement. Knowing that NOW The Elon Musk, the disciple of free speech owns this app, I thought I would be pretty safe saying whatever I want OTHER THAN doxing or threatening physical harm to this troll or his troll family (common sense shit). My response was a clever "Start walking off a cliff". The instant I hit "post" I was hit with a 12-hour ban. I've been using this app since 2014 and have never received a ban, timeout, or warning. Kind of a crazy thing to think about considering how edgy, cool, and rebellious I am. I think Mr. Musk needs to set a standard. I was merely using the first amendment on a platform I thought idolized the first amendment. I was also just defending myself. You call me a fat fuck, and I can tell you to jump off a geographical feature and allow gravity to take the wheel. Simply put Mr. Musk, the only way to ease the pain this has caused me is a Tesla-S Plaid, with a lifetime warranty. That's it. That's the only way to fix this.
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